A Promise That I Won't be Keeping
Apr. 25th, 2026 01:11 pmIn my most recent journal entry, I said that I would draft a resignation speech for president Trump.
I haven't done that, and I'm not going to. Why not?
I wasn't planning on a parody. I thought I could come up with something plausible. I even had an idea in mind of what that would be.
And now a second disappointment: not only am I not going to draft the speech, I'm also not going to tell you what the idea was. Frankly, I now think it was embarrassingly naive.
I regret any inconvenience that this may cause.